Farret’s First Post

I understand the confusion, I truly do. It’s supposed to be spelled “Ferret”, not “Farret”. This is not my fault. My parents named me Farret. That’s how they spelled it. Are you really having a hard time with it? Think about how hard I’ve got it. Think about how many times I’m trying to be an author, and I write my name and get the red line under “Farret” because it’s spelled incorrectly according to Webster’s Dictionary.

“Did you mean: Ferret?” No, I’m sorry, did you mean Googol? (This is the correct spelling, by the way. You should Google Googol.). Anyway, my name is Farret McStuffingpants, and I’m going to be a famous writer. I’m officially working on my first book, I Have A Small Rock In My Shoe, and hope to finish it by the fall. I’m going to spend the summer writing this masterpiece, and I’m going to bitch about the struggles of writing and daily life on this blog.

I am Farret. Here we go.